Riptide in the gene pool

Holy smokes, Johnny quit his job:

"It seems too good to be true that I could actually escape. But it looks convincing. If you saw it in a movie, it would look real. I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. Of course, if I had written the movie, I'd have a bulge in the small of my back where the Hawaiian shirt didn't quite hang straight. But all the weapons I need to get out of here are recklessness and balls, which, come to think of it, are the same thing(s). God, I feel good."
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Johnny says our writings "go together like assault and battery."