Thinking the funny thoughts

It's important to amusercize yourself. Walk around at a stiff pace, noticing the funny things in your neighborhood. Notice the guy on the riding lawnmower, mowing in time to the music in his headphones. Observe the bird sounds on the otherwise empty street. See the line of red cars on one side of the street and realize cars on the other side are white. It's all coincidence and curiosity, but your brain's doing laps, and that's a blast, yes?

Yes. Yes, it is.