Oafs and Wishes

Mamie insisted I put this here:

In October of 2004, there was the Miracle of the Gin and Rain, and after
a time, all who had heard of it were filled with wonder, for lo, there
was a night, and the woman slept through the night, and there was no
wakefulness in the land. And the villagers rejoiced.

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See, I don't sleep well. And after my friends dragged me to On the
Border and poured martinis down my throat Tuesday night, I woke up Wednesday morning feeling pretty good. And the villagers rejoiced.