On the Mental Jukebox, Kill Me Now Edition

Good: The New York Times mentioned Poor Impulse Control in passing.
Bad: I failed to amused the reporter, who like thousands of people before him thought he was reading dead-serious dreck.

Good: I may finally have found an apartment.
Bad: HELP ME MOVE!

Good: I did not slit my wrists yesterday.
Bad: Night Ranger's Don't Tell Me You Love Me is playing in my head today.