Duty Now For the Future

Yes, I said "duty." Stop laughing!

Last night, Sister #2 - Anya - had a baby girl. Today, I picked a green energy provider and sent off my request. You see the connection, 'cause you're brainy. That's why we love each other. Now give back my Chapstick, you scene-stealer!

The other day, I saw a thing - yeah, I see a lot of things; some of them can be seen by other primates, too - predicting that in fifty years, the Arctic ice cap might completely thaw in summers. My first thought was everybody's first thought, "Shoot, I'll be pushing up daisies." Then: "Fifty + forty-two = less than Grandpa's age! Will I be able to backstroke?"

Well, then. That adds a little urgency to the situation, doesn't it? It's not just my kid, grandkids, nieces and nephews living in Waterworld; it's everybody. I might as well label myself "granny shark bait." And you, too.

How's that NJ Clean Energy look now, kids?