This Song Is Not About Hats

If you're here to read my pithy love notes, I'm sorry. My hands are so full I can barely write grocery lists. Please forgive me immediately. No? Okay, how about after lunch? Honest, I'm almost this busy.

And now a local band-based joke: If I put that girl on my head, she too would be a hat.

Yes, we're all glad that joke's behind us now. I'll be back maybe later today.