Bishops and Fishops and Rabbis and Popeyes

Sorry to disappoint, Poor Impulsives, but pussycat pics will come somewhat later. Last night, Drusy walked around Pete's shoulders against the back of the couch, then settled across his crossed arms. Pete's more of a giant floppy dog guy than a tiny cat man, so at first he was perplexed and awkward. I said, "Unlike many animals and most people, Drusy is entirely open about loving us with every fiber of her furry being. It's perfectly okay to kiss her back." And that, in a way, is how things should be at my house: one giant, happy canoodlefest, as opposed to this salami party.

The College Republicans at the University of Massachusetts are hosting an event called "All I am Saying is Give War a Chance." It is devoted to the "costs, necessities, consequences, and benefits of war." The speaker is grizzled warrior Jonah Goldberg. Is there anything more outright ludicrous than a bunch of combat-avoiding, prime-fighting-age College Republicans and Jonah Goldberg sitting around in Amherst chatting with each other about the Glories and "benefits of war"?

In what perverse, backward fucking hivemind does this -

- offer an opportunity to this fucking coward -

ON AND ON [Jonah Goldberg ]

Of all the emails Cole has received because of this silly brouhaha this is the one the great scholar sees fit to post:

"I wouldn't rush to pack your bags. But if you actually do get an oppurtunity to verbally castrate this weasel, ask him if he truly meant "In the weeks prior to the war to liberate Afghanistan, a good friend of mine would ask me almost every day, "Why aren't we killing people yet?" And I never had a good answer for him. Because one of the most important and vital things the United States could do after 9/11 was to kill people." '

He looks to be of military age. Ask him why his sorry a** isn't in the kill zone."]

For the record, I did in fact mean it. I wrote it here. As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give - I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few - ever seem to suffice. But this chicken-hawk nonsense is something that's been batted around too many times to get into again here. What I do think is interesting is that out of the thousands upon thousands of emails I've gotten from people in the military over the years, maybe a dozen have ever asked this question. Invariably, it's anti-war leftists who believe that their personally defined notions of hypocrisy trump any argument and any position. Meanwhile, the military guys have been overwhelmingly friendly and very often grateful for the support we offer around here.

- to do this?

Lecture: All I am Saying is Give War a Chance

Sometimes, I hope there is an afterlife - not because I'm anxious to compare polyester tracksuits with the demon next door but because I want to be there when God patiently taps the fingers that created parallel universes and says, "Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do."