Friday, April 04, 2008

Transmit the Message To the Receiver

My brain is full of soda.

Tata: Is there a special tool for painting staircase spindles?
Man: Besides paint brushes? Why are you asking me this?
Tata: Someone has to answer all my questions. Today, I have chosen you.
Man: I have a meeting, and a question: who are you?
Tata: Sheesh, even I know that.

Questions, questions...

Tata: Pete, what would happen if you replaced sandbox sand with granulated garlic?
Pete: Terrible burns.
Tata: Would it still be funny?
Pete: Oh yeah.

...all day with the questions.

Tata: Has Daria told you she calls me to discuss poop so I'll yak?
Todd: I'm totally going to remember that.
Tata: I'd be disappointed if you didn't.
Todd: To get you to chuck over the phone...priceless.
Tata: I've got Ziploc bags and postage. I'll mail you a souvenir.
Todd: Oh yeah, "Hey Todd, what'd you get for your birthday?" "Ahhh, I got some puke."
Tata: But it's birthday puke. That makes it SPECIAL!
Todd: When you're right, you're right.

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