And If I Start A Commotion

The full moon is passing, and yet, I am in SUCH A MOOD. My hair is pinned down because otherwise it'd stand up straight. Last week, one of my co-workers told me I'd have to wait for her help until after a big presentation. While there is never a good time for someone to test my theory that I am the Creamy Nougat Center of the Universe, there are also few times when shooting off one's mouth in the workplace work in one's favor. Today, I'm going to spend most of my workday trying not to utter any variation of the words, "Why don't you WAIT FOR ME to feel like kissing your ass?"