Very Small Boys Talk To Me

This is not delicious.

Often, I buy a carton of soup cans and stash them in my filing cabinet at work for those days when time and patience run short. Ya gotta eat, right? Right. So I picked up a set of Select Harvest Italian Wedding Soup cans and yesterday, I ate some soup.

Let me make a prediction: sometime in the next two or three years, a food inspector will open a simmering vat of Select Harvest Italian Wedding Soup and discover where Trenton's sewers have been mysteriously draining for the last 50 years, and spinach.