And Turn Him Inside Out

We are doing calisthenics.

Tata: Okay okay okay so yesterday I'm in Carmelo's shop and he walks toward me holding a magazine. There's only one customer at a time so there's only one magazine -
Leilani Goldberg: Of course. That makes sense.
Tata: - and this time it's the Details Magazine with Clive Owen on the cover. Clive Owen is yummy!
Leilani: That cover is super hot. I saw it at the drug store yesterday.
Tata: But Carmelo opens it to a quiz called something like "63 Signs That You Are A Douchebag."

Leilani nearly dropped her handweights.

Tata: I've got dye in my hair, the print is really small and I can't get my glasses because that would be an admission of defeat, but none of that's important when - like - sign #2 is "You've made your own ricotta."
Leilani: Cheese?
Tata: I have made my own ricotta!
Leilani: You've made cheese?
Tata: Yes, I've made cheese! So we are off to the races: yes, I do look at the lighting in restaurants. Yes, I have talked to my trainer about strengthening my core. I have hosted brunch! Apparently, I am a pretentious tool!
Leilani: Whaaat?
Tata: So I'm like, "Carmelo, I'm a douchebag!" And he said, "Me, too!"