To Fall Down At Your Door

Pete and Drusy watch TV.

Johnny, our Southwest Bureau Chief, asks an important question.

So I was at a museum in Jersey about fifteen years ago and I saw an exhibit by a guy who put together pieces of swirly formica tabletops from the fifties to create these huge flat pieces that were totally fabulous. I can't remember the artist's name. I can't remember the name of the museum. I can't remember shit any more. If I didn't have my Palm, I'd forget to put on my pants. Anyways, does any of that ring a bell? I've searched online, of course, but I can't come up with a thing.

I got bupkis. Any ideas?