A Swan That's Here And Gone

Let's say you have a friend called Plain Cheese Pizza. You and your friend get along great so long as everything else in your life is kinda hip, kinda now, kinda Charlie. You talk on the phone. You meet for beer and darts. You overlook your friend's faults and glare at anyone who speaks ill. Plain Cheese Pizza has always been there, from earliest memories of school lunches to the latest of late nights. Your mother's not thrilled but you have never had reason to doubt.

What about when something goes wrong? What about those times when you're flirting with disaster, when nutrition goes out the window and takes your health along for the ride? Deep down, you've always suspected Plain Cheese Pizza was a fair weather friend, someone who would abandon you when times got tough. It's a terrible disappointment, finding out the friend you love can't be trusted to nurture and sustain you. This is how we grow. We accept the truth about our friends' failings, love them anyway as we distance ourselves and look for more satisfying, dependable relationships. It hurts, but in the end, we will be happier.

There in the background, we find the one friend you could have counted on all along, if you'd just known what you needed in life. Now you know, and now you know that Wheat Crust White Pizza with its flavorful variety of vegetable toppings will always provide you with calcium, fiber, vitamins C and D, healthy fats, iron and other minerals. If you're very lucky and choose your sumptuous vegetable combinations well, you can enjoy Wheat Crust White Pizza's delightful crunch, satisfying crust, heavenly aroma and creamy cheeses without worrying about how you could have ever settled for Plain Cheese Pizza's hollow promises. You will always be able to rely on Wheat Crust White Pizza, come what may! Apologize and give your heart willingly but know: there's no reason to ever go back.

Your relationship will be even better when you stay home and make your own fun. And your mom is so happy! Did you know you could ever feel so good?