We Know You, They Know Me

You know that moment when you get over yourself in a big way? It's strange, really. You're marching down life's highway in fetching Ferragamos with your dogs barking for ages and finally - finally - you think 'Hey, maybe Adidas and sweat socks wouldn't cut out my still-beating heart and who the fuck invented pantyhose anyhow, the Marquis de Sade?' You reluctantly switch to flats and learn to live without podiatric agony. The sun comes out and angels sing. Even so, you look back and wonder what took you so long.
When I couldn't breathe - and thus could hardly utter topical dirty words - suddenly I was completely, totally over my reluctance to put a basket on my bicycle.

This morning, we ran errands. While Pete picked up bagels, I stood on a one-way street and epoxied a finger puppet to my car's antenna. Pete was and remains skeptical, but I have every confidence that in the seas of look-alike white cars and gray cars through which I sail to purchase my elitist arugula, which until recently was a peasant lettuce, I will easily navigate to my own white car now that I've glued a five-inch irridescent grasshopper to the antenna. It might've been more fun to affix gold-painted macaroni to the roof but imagine the glare. By the same token, I dare you to NOT imagine me pedaling around town with a megaphone, instructing people to surrender Dorothy. As you can see here, Drusy was very helpful as Pete assembled the basket.

Then we took lazy catnaps in golden afternoon light.
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