Twisting Round To Think

Prologue
Part One

Yesterday, Pete and I got a thank you note from my cousin Sandy and her hew husband. Let's call him Jason, since he's been Sandy's Boyfriend until now. Sandy and Jason thanked us for our gift, mailed to their house in a town that starts with a U.

Thank you for the sewing kit and the 15 pound weight. I guess I know what we're doing tonight!

We've done our part to keep America safe from these rabid heterosexuals.