The City Tonight We're Finding

Know what's weird about Facebook, a platform for one liners so high anyone can swan dive? No one's funny.

Old Man: [uncomfortable silence at kitchen table] Someone, tell a joke...

I can't figure it out. The joint needs a piano, a player and a diva in a tutu. But not me. I'm all discombobulated. One of my relatives kept her children home from school so their delicate ears wouldn't be assaulted by the President's common sense message: work hard in school. I understand. She was raised by immigrants and she hates immigrants. She rails against Mexicans and goes to Mexico on vacation. She works in the healthcare field, has cancer and a $5000 annual deductible herself. It's simple: she's forgotten who she is and has lost her mind.

There's a joke in there someplace.