Simple, Elegant, Truthful - Corruption Edition

Miss Alli pours us a shot of the bitter stuff:

Let's give him the benefit of the doubt that he was being prevented from acting by bureaucracy and the sheer magnitude of the situation. Where are the stories of how he was in his office freaking the fuck out because there were tens of thousands of Americans trapped without food and water? Where's the story of how he ripped a strip off of somebody, demanding to know what the holy hell the holdup is getting water and food to those people?

Of course, we now know his aides were too petrified of our President's hissyfits to tell him the Gulf was a shambles until Thursday night. Don't believe? Look it up.