Fly Through the Revolution
I don't think much about loneliness until loneliness sits down next to me and orders drinks on my tab.
Grandpa: Domy!
Only Grandpa and Scout call me that. I will punch anyone else who tries it.
Grandpa: Thank you for the Father's Day Card!
Tata: I love you! It's the least I can do.
Grandpa: I won't use it, though, until I pay off this other credit card.
Tata: It's a gift card, Grandpa. You can get 35 pair of socks, if you want to!
Grandpa: What did you say, dear?
Tata: You can buy all of Sears' sock department, Grandpa, it's a gift card.
Grandpa: Yes, dear, but I don't want to get in trouble with it. Just because I have it doesn't mean I'll use it.
Tata: Well...okay.
He hates when I buy him presents. I gave him basil plants and he made Mom take them. It was too extravagant a gift. Seems like a problem you'd solve with marinara sauce but my solutions may be simplistic.
Grandpa: Where's your mother? Do you know where she went?
Tata: She's gone to Maryland for my cousin Monday's wedding.
Grandpa: What did you say, dear?
Tata: She's gone to Maryland for a wedding.
Grandpa: What town? Do you know what town, in case the guys down at the Vets ask?
Tata: Frederick, Maryland. I'm going tomorrow.
Grandpa: Oh, thank you, Domy! And you're going tomorrow! Ha ha!
When Grandpa's done talking he's done. If he's already said goodbye and you say, "One more thing - " expect the next sound to be a dial tone. He hangs up on Mom twice a day at least.
Tata: I love you, Grandpa!
Grandpa: Talk to you soon!
Tata: Talk -
Click. He's a very old man who goes to the Veterans of Foreign Wars post, of which he is a founding member, every day at four for two beers. He is worshipped by the younger members, which I have seen with my own eyes. He has a lot of friends. People take him hither and yon, care for him and cook for him. Mom monitors his doings with an iron will from four states away. I don't know if he's lonely. When he cheerfully hangs up on me I sure am.
3 Comments:
Domy ... I suppose your not going to explain that one?
Good luck, have fun, try not to swat anyone (even if they call you Domy.)
If Mom and Dad named me Domenica Frances, at least Grandpa thought it was a dumb name for a funny dame.
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