Tuesday, September 19, 2006

But You're Still Spitting Fire

"What does that mean, 'outrages upon human dignity'? That's a statement that is wide open to interpretation.'
- George W. Bush

"I'm saying that nobody knows what 'humiliating treatment' is. What does it mean?"
- National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley

"I know an insult to my intelligence when I hear it."
- Tata, Reluctant Voice of Reason


Anonymous Miz Shoes said...

Tata, I'm just guessin' here, but I bet if someone put you, me, the Shrub and the national security advisor in a locked room for a couple hours, we could give those two boys some real clear ideas about what constitutes an outrage to human dignity.

In fact, my hand's in the air, waving for the opportunity to do it.

1:33 PM  
Blogger Tata said...

We can start with the outrage that is this season's dress + jeans debacle, and move swiftly to open-toed heels with - I almost can't say it - argyle knee socks.

Dear God, who will stop this horror?

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Miz Shoes said...

While I totally agree with your prior comment, I was thinking more like sodomy with a louisville slugger, or being forced to participate (in drag) in an audience participation sing-a-long performance of The Sound of Music. I, for one, would just love to see the Shrub dressed as the Lonely Goatherd. Or a brown paper package all tied up with string.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Tata said...

I couldn't agree with you more about yodelling. We'd digitize that and present it as evidence at the Hague. On the other hand, I just can't believe my eyes when I see the crime against humanity three-inch heels and knee socks.

3:04 PM  

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