Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Shiver I Feel So

Dear Lou Dobbs,

One of these days, because you don't seem to be stupid, you may realize how much damage you have done to America. On that day, your racism and class issues, which you've been playing out in public for a very long time, may finally be clear to you. You've been biting the hand that feeds you. I mean that literally. You castigate the people who grow and raise and slaughter and transport and prepare everything you eat, and clean up after you. Are you aware of them? I suppose not. But you are violating a very important little rule: Don't screw with the people who take care of you. That can't end well.

It's time you started looking up the economic ladder for the causes of our current economic armageddon. Only there will you actually see what's happening, though I doubt you will ever look. If I were you, I'd start overtipping everyone in sight, because it's completely impossible no one's spitting in your dinner.

Bon appetit,
Princess Ta

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